What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 23:54

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
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You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
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From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
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Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?